he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
bring money and cleavage
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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