He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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