some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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