Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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