Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
someone owes me an orgasm
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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