these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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