The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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