On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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