ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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