if i can run in heels then i can drive
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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