Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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