I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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