i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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