i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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