oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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