Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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