It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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