note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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