I've blown a few things in my day
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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