Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
People in love make me want to vomit
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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