would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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