I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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