do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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