sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
