I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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