you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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