I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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