I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize
