My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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