he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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