You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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