so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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