i always forget guys have bellybuttons
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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