hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
