i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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