My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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