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ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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