No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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