I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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