maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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