I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i think i just naturally attract stoners
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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