She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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