Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so that wasnt chicken after all
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I have post one night stand depression
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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