Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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