Hey man sorry I got all grabby
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
is that a dick in a sweater?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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