I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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