I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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