If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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