yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I FOUND THE LEGS
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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