So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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