break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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