My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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