I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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