i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So here I am, sexting at work.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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