i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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